I am inexcusable!!!
A nice old gentleman has been visiting me for the past few months, generally with
another person (although it seems to be a different person every time). I believe
he is a Jehovah's witness. The first time he came I spent half an hour or so talking
to him (remember, locked up at home by myself - I'll talk to anyone) about belief
in a god, etc. I should mention at this point that I am an atheist and also pretty
good at arguing. His final argument was this:
"isn't it just nicer to believe that there is a god out there looking
after you?"
To which I agreed - sure, it would be nice (although the idea of having an all-powerful
deity looking over my shoulder gives me the screaming heeby-jeebies). However, nicer
and true are not remotely the same thing. Anyway, to cut a long story slightly
less long, every now and then, he now brings me little books and magazines with
various explanations and arguments, maybe brings up a point or two, which I counter,
then leaves. He is never pushy and always polite.
I don't know much about the Jehovah's witnesses, but I choose to believe that his
motives are good - he thinks he and his group know what is right, and wants to help
people (I am going on faith that he doesn't want to lock me in a basement
and feed me Jim Jones kool-aid).
I also have to admit that I haven't really been reading the stuff he brings - I
read a few pages, get annoyed by the arguments, and stop. Although surprisingly
well written, the articles tend to play games with fallacies, particularly using
a bogus straw-man
argument, where the author attempts to define something (such as evolution) incorrectly,
then argues that the incorrect argument is not valid, so therefore (using a false-dilemma
fallacy) there must be a god (see how I am cleverly using technical names for fallacies
so that I sound more erudite and believable).
For example, in one book he gave me, there is much made of the fact that scientists
disagree about specific points of the theory of evolution,therefore there is no
agreement on evolution, therefore there is a god, and creationism is correct (as
an aside, I find it interesting that the spell-checker wants to replace creationism
with cretinism - some secret message?).
Of course scientists discuss and disagree about points in a theory - all
science is theory and, while even scientists forget it from time to time, theories
only last until they are improved upon (ex: Descartes-> Newton -> Einstein)
or replaced entirely (ex: Spontaneous creation-> Bacteria). (Okay, more strangeness
with the spell-checker - it knows about Descartes, but not Newton or Einstein!).
Anyway, I told you all that to tell you this! He dropped off a magazine
yesterday with the following (emphasis mine):
Since "the world's creation" -- particularly since the creation of intelligent
human creatures, who could perceive God's existence -- it has been evident that
there is a Creator of immense power, a God worthy of devotion. Those who fail
to acknowledge God's glory are thus inexcusable.
Hmm
It amazes me how many problems I have with that statement:
1. Lets start with the word "perceive" - defined as "To become aware
of directly through any of the senses, especially sight or hearing" - I've
never seen or heard god? Have you? Do you have any photos? recordings?
2. It has been evident... - has it been? Ah - the previous paragraph provides the
proof:
"Belief in God is not blind faith, however, for there is overwhelming evidence
of God's existence. (Hebrews 11:1)." - Ah, 'cause the bible says - a tad
circular.
...or the quote of an expert (he is an Astronomer, therefore a scientist, therefore
speaks for all scientists)?
"Astronomer Allan Sandage said: 'I find it quite improbably that
such order [in the universe] came out of chaos'"
Okay, Allan, you believe in God. Fine by me. However, your belief doesn't constitute
any evidence as far as I can see.
Now, for the inexcusable bit. Apparently "Paul told Christians in Rome that
God's 'invisible qualities are clearly seen from the world's creation onward [snip]
so that they [disbelievers] are inexcusable.'" Complete with verse and
chapter numbers.
I'm not even going to dignify the clearly seen invisible things. Here is
my big problem. Let's assume for the sake of argument that these invisible qualities
are somehow clearly seen (burning bush in the back yard or something). What, precisely,
about my not recognizing this being (presumably also not worshipping, etc.) make
me inexcusable?
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Is it the power?
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Is it the creation
bit?
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Is it the promised reward?
Okay, since we are playing devil's advocate (some would say literally), lets look
at each of these:
1. You should worship god because he is powerful!
Well, the neighborhood bully is powerful in relative terms - not worshipping him.
Ashcroft's justice department is pretty powerful - not worshipping that (barely
stomaching that). The ability to do nasty things to me (or even to do nice
things for me) doesn't warrant worship. Fear, maybe (Is that why religious people
talk about being god-fearing all the time?).
2. You should worship god because he created everything!
Well, my parents created me and I don't worship them. I respect them, but not for
the act of creation - if they had created me, then left me in an alley somewhere,
I certainly wouldn't worship them.
3. You should worship god so that you can be rewarded
by going to heaven when you die? Interesting? This tyrant figure apparently requires
worship or you won't get a sweetie after class (that's candy for you Americans).
More (although not mentioned in this article) you must follow a specific set of
rules, most of which are of the worship me, just me, no one but me, etc., and, oh,
by the way, don't kill your neighbor's yak. . .
Speaking for myself, if this were real, I a) would not want to get rewarded based
on arbitrary rules to which I never agreed, and b) if the alternative is eternal
punishment, then any person/being/deity imposing such a system is a tyrant that
should be overthrown.
Fortunately for me, I am quite convinced he does not exist. And you can believe
me because I am a computer programmer, so speak for all technical people!!
by Arlen